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Graystripe is a baller-ass pimp that ate Swiftpaw secretly and part of Brightheart's face. They blamed dogs because Graystripe is one mad son-of-a-bitch. His mating habits include only cats from other Clans and kittypets. In Graystripe's Vow, the old coot goes somewhere and dies. Just kidding, he finds a new batch of suckers to sell krokodyl to.

Biography[]

Into the Wild[]

When Rusty decides to visit the forest, Graypaw decides the tom needs some buck breaking and initiates some surprise buttsecks, starting his disturbing downward spiral into casual hookups and drugs.

Graypaw is present when Rusty fights Longtail, laughing when the latter gets his ass kicked. He then hooks up with Firepaw as the start of their criminal empire. Together the two sell Ravenpaw to the lonely Barley, owner of Barney's Brothel, and use the funds to by weapons to overthrow the dictatorship in Cuba run by Brokenstar.

Fire and Ice[]

Graystripe gets bored and fucks Crookedstar's daughter because he can. She dies from drowning in his jizz and explodes into two kittens, proving that cats reproduce by mitosis.

Forest of Secrets[]

Graystripe and Fireheart play detective and learn that Corn Pop is a bad dude. Listen here, fat, kids loved rubbing Oakheart's leg hairs that turned blonde in the sunlight. And Crookedstar is the most popular Clan leader ever.

Graystripe splits their operation into RiverClan to create a false sense of competition to distract the public from how few companies actually run the food and drug industry in the forest. He also experiments on some beagles to find out that dogs being eaten alive by blowflies can, in fact, feel fear. This inhumane experimentation will not have any consequences later.

Rising Storm[]

Graystripe laughs while every in ThunderClan catches on fire. He physically falls over wheezing when he hears Yelliwfang died, shouting "I'm glad that bitch is burning in Hell."

I don't fucking know and don't fucking care.[]

Eat my ass.

Darkest Hour[]

Firestar and Scourge get into a pissing contest. While this is happening, Graystripe is giving Darkstripe hemorrhoids. Darkstripe vomits blood and then hangs himself out of embarrassment. For getting rid of one more retard in the forest, Firestar promotes Graystripe, and the two laugh, knowing that some Youtubers are going to seethe later.

The New Prophecies[]

Graystripe fucks off for most of this series because he's too good for this shit. Instead he gets his own "manga" where he pumps a nice Christian girl full of ThunderCum and takes her back to the forest. They discover that the Klans moved to terrorize more black cats after all the ones before fucked off, and they take a truck or something to the lake, which makes everyone who went through the mountains feel like clowns.

The Sight[]

Brambleclaw had been acting as Clan deputy while Graystripe was missing. Firestar is torn between demoting his shota and his former co-conspirator. Graystripe assures him it's better to have a face-guy to scapegoat later, and sets up Brambleclaw as the fall guy for their drug and human trafficking operation.

The rest of the Power of Three[]

Millie and Graystripe fuck and have kids.

The rest[]

I don't care right now.

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