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Pictured: Ivypool and Dovewing

Ivypool is an epic super spy who accidentally became one of the most based characters in all of Warrior Cats by shoving ghosts into her vagina until she gave birth to Doom Guy. She is secretly a Nyan cat as well as a Powerpuff girl. She later turns Bumblestripe into her beta cuck slave and sends him on a downward spiral ending with him tard raging about Creator Clash before he ultimately disavows his old fans and dedicates his life to "learning empathy" while he passive aggressively attacks people who liked his Content Cop bideos, because Bumblestripe is secretly idubbbz.

History[]

The Power of Three[]

Ivypool was born as Ivypool, as she's so much of a certified badass that when she popped out of Whitewing, Firestar christened her a warrior then and there, naming her after the messy, pulverized pool from what was once she and Dovekit's unborn siblings. To this day, we don't know why she allowed Dovewing to be born, other than "God is merciful." Ivypool and Dovepaw were once the best siblings in the world, until Dovepaw was granted special powers by StarClan that were only useful for, like, one book or something. I don't remember, I'm pretty fucking high right now. Anyway Ivypool gets jealous because her sister uses her super-hearing to listen in on RiverClan cats masturbating and licking each other's assholes, which gets Ivypool real horny when Dovepaw spends nights describing in very rigorous detail Blackclaw's face as he tastes what Mistystar had for breakfast that morning. Deciding she's had enough while Dovepaw gets groomed by Lionblaze and Jayfeather, Ivypool goes off to the Dark Forest to pick up a "bad boy" boyfriend.

Omen of the Stars[]

Ivypool brings Hawkfrost over to Thanksgiving dinner. Immediately things go south when he starts scoffing at seemingly random things, judging the Firestar family's decorations. Eventually Cloudtail snaps and calls him a pretentious douchebag, and Hawkfrost pulls a knife on him. Firestar threatens to call the cops if he doesn't get the Hell out, but Hawkfrost leaves after breaking the TV to go drink with his buddies. Everyone asks Ivypool what the fuck she's doing with a scumbag like that, and she tries that really annoying thing that teenage girls do. You know, that thing where some girl dating a 'bad boy' dick says "I can CHANGE him," and then it never works and she gets into a messy breakup with him afterwards because her sticking around in the relationship was just rewarding his shitty behavior. Cloudtail calls her fucking stupid because, again, that never works, and asks why she can't get a "nice guy" like that fat otaku Bumblestripe.

Disgruntled with the whole thing, Ivypool starts up a camwhoring account on Onlyfans to sell pictures of her feet. Antpelt slips into her DMs and says that her toes look like long, tasty peanut shells, and asks if he can pay for her to let him suck on them. On his way there, though, Thistleclaw mugs him and steals all of his money, so Ivypool was left along to realize that she was prostituting herself out and was probably going to end up dead in some ditch somewhere.

Too afraid that if she would leave the Dark Forest cartel, and end up in a beheading video floating around the internet, she ran to the popo to snitch, and shoved a wire up her vagina as she went for their militia training. She was promised safety if she ratted out the names of the cartel members, but that didn't fucking matter since the cops just killed everyone in the cartel anyway. She slipped away from the gunfire and fled to Canada, where she devoted herself to reforming her life and joined a clergy, becoming the best nun in all the land.

A Vision of Shadows[]

Sister Ivypool takes a backseat and slowly transitions into becoming a background character. Before she retires, to such a fate, she marries a good man (not a "good boy," a "good man") named Fernsong at Bible camp. With him, she has seventeen children (not too crazy for cats!), including Doom Guy and Bristlefrost. And nobody cares about the other fifteen, but if you really want to know, they're named Paulpaul, Numberseven, Extralarge, Supersize, Frenchfries (she gave birth to these ones at a McDonald's drive thru), Orangeprolapse, Misterassassin, Teysa Karlov, Longtail 2: Now Even Longer, Sparklepoop, Jakob, I-Forgot-To-Name-This-One, Longtail 3: The Longening, Ampersand, and The Last One. All of them died.

Trivia[]

  • I'm going to jack off.
  • Great Value chicken strips taste absolutely delicious. Airfry that shit.
  • Never should have come here.
  • Ivypool met Fernsong while they were both teaching a youth group at Bible camp. They hit it off after spending two hours talking about 90s power ballads. That night, they met by a grotto along one of the hiking trails, where the echo of a waterfall could overpower the sounds of mischievous footsteps. Alone, both of them stripped, looking in each other's eyes, tracing the shapes of their naked bodies with a gentle touch of gliding palms, breathing in the heavy smell of each other's excitement and perspiration. Alone, wearing only the glow of moonlight, and with no witnesses other than the fireflies and God, they did what seemed right. They pulled out their guitars, and played. I asked them for lyrics, but each time was only met with a giggle and shushing hands. Their words and notes were only ever meant for each other. As I lay nude on the bed of yet another woman I met only today, I look outside. My passion tonight was carnal. That carnal domain will one day perish. Theirs was a passion of undying spirit. I commit two sins tonight: lust, and envy.
  • Ivypool's mother is Bristlefrost, and her father is Stormtail.
  • Ivypool's favorite food is chicken breasts that are coated in paprika and apricot marmalade before being tossed in the oven to bake.
  • But her favorite desert is sugar cookie scented candles.
  • And her favorite drink is instant coffee.
  • Ivypool broke her Game Boy by throwing it at a wall when she was 2.
  • Ivypool knows only half of the racial slurs that exist.
  • Ivypool hates Disneyland. The jury is still out for Disneyworld.
  • On April Fool's Day, Ivypool loves to sneak strong concentrations of blue food dye into her kids' food. To this day, she's never divulged why her kids have "Smurf Poop" on April 2nd.
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